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Q. Why does Dustinn's name have 2 n's?
A. We believe there may have been a typo on his birth certificate--since then he's run with it.
Q. Hi Dustinn, I'm a huge fan of a 90's band called OJ and the Brantis Orangutangs. Are you the (super good looking) base guitarist?
A. Why yes, yes I am.
Q. Are you still performing?
A. no comment
Q. Dustinn, what instruments have you played? What languages do you speak?
A. Instruments: tuba, piano, drums, bass guitar, guitar, french horn, piano, sousaphone & melophone.
(It's been a while, but) Languages: Mandarin, Portuguese, Spanish.
A. Yes....uh, my mom tells me all the time.
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